legally an adult, mentally a squid
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine